The Netanyape Files
Benjamin
Netanyape
I will survive this too.
The pause
Ask him something
He will consider it for fifteen seconds. You will need to actually wait. That is the whole technique and it has never once failed him.
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The survival record
Still here
Everything on this list was, at the time, definitely the end of him.
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seconds he has survived this page
- A coalition that could not possibly holdheld
- An election he was certain to losewon
- A successor everyone had already congratulatedgone
- A commission with a very serious chairmanreported
- A Tuesdaysurvived
The coalition
The ones behind him
- Bezalel the BaboonShouts one word. Has never needed a second.
- Itamar the MandrillWants a fence around it. Around what is negotiable.
- Benny the BonoboThe moderate. Nods. Has never finished a sentence in the affirmative or the negative.
- The GeneralsA row of gorillas in uniform who do not blink. Nobody has established whether they can.